Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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