Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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