I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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