do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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