is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
