first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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