a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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