So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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