Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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