she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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