best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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