As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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