About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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