I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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