i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I feel like a drive thru vagina
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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