On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
we have officially lost it.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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