Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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