It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
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as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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