We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i've created a new STD.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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