Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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