Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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