I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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