the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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