my mouth tastes like poor choices
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Randomize
