Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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