So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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