Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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