Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Bring me that man meat
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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