What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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