I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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