Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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