And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Randomize
