Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize