I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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