he was CRYING into my vagina
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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