You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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