My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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