I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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