I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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