Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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