And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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