? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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