Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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