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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..

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• (718): View more from New York

  Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.

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• (858): View more from California

  Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.

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• (315): View more from New York

  In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me

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• (510): View more from California

  Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.

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• (488): View more from

  Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese

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  MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE

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