I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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