Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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