i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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