I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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