i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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