I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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