If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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