she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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