Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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