He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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