I am midnight drunk by noon
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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