making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I currently don't understand fingers.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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