How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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