that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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