I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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