Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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