Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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